It Don't Make Sense!

Dear VoodooLawyer:
Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Does this mean that the definition of sanity is doing different things over and over again and expecting the same result? Cause, frankly, that sounds crazy to me.
Thanks for caring,
Claymore Mines

My Sin, My Soul, My Lolita

I finally heard from Lolita...There I was, in Tehran, reading Lolita, when I saw her. She was reading Reading Lolita in Teheran . "I thought you had already read Reading Lolita in Tehran," I said.

"I did," she told me, "now I'm rereading Reading Lolita in Tehran, here in Tehran."
She knows I'm crazy about performance art... "What's next for you, Lo?" I asked.
"I'm working on a book," she said, "called Rereading Reading Lolita in Teheran in Teheran."
"I love you so, Lo." I told her.
"Go back to your dirty book, old man!"