We Took Heed

As soon as he heard I got a bb gun, my friend Clyde rushed on over...


"When I was a kid someone put out my eye with a b b gun!" he said.
"Yeah, which eye?" I asked him.
Ha! That hushed him up.

Just then, the gals from the Ladies Auxiliary of the Money Island Gun Club showed up, asking me to sponsor an ammo drive..

."Don't you listen to Clyde," they argued, "he probably deserved to have that eye shot out...which eye was it, anyway, Clyde?" they inquired... Clyde grinned till they set up their demonstration shoot for us...



"Hit what you aim for!" "That's our motto," said the ladies.

"Don't forget," Clyde said to me, "there ain't but two one eyed jacks, and I'm already the jack of hearts!"