Friday, June 5, 2009

My Sin, My Soul, My Lolita




I finally heard from Lolita...There I was, in Tehran, reading Lolita, when I saw her. She was reading Reading Lolita in Teheran . "I thought you had already read Reading Lolita in Tehran," I said.
"I did," she told me, "now I'm rereading Reading Lolita in Tehran, here in Tehran."
She knows I'm crazy about performance art... "What's next for you, Lo?" I asked.
"I'm working on a book," she said, "called Rereading Reading Lolita in Teheran in Teheran."
"I love you so, Lo." I told her.
"Go back to your dirty book, old man!"