Saturday, May 9, 2009

Court Day

We had our term of voodoo court in the Tombigbee Circuit last week. It's always satisfying to do my thang in a voodoo courtroom; it makes me feel all necessary, you know?


These were my adversaries...they might look like squares, but don't let 'em fool you, they are as round as they come. They had powerful medicine of their own, that's why my client needed me so bad.



The question was "Who stole the giant's scissors?"


This is me arguing to the jury...note the pirate in the front row, my one eyed jack in the hole, so to speak...

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These are the spectators, watching my closing arguments...


sometimes I invoked love...


Sometimes wonder...


And sometimes I made 'em laugh...

These folks got married during a break...


They seemed so happy together, we all smiled for them.


Meanwhile, the jury stayed out for hours, we didn't know what they were doing back there...


It all ended in a Tie, which is ok.