Tips For Better Living From Your VoodooLawyer

Dear Readers:
"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail."
"When your only tool is a boomerang, every problem looks like a wallaby."
And when your only tool is a speculum, well, I hate to speculate on what your problems resemble. So my clients, if you can only have one tool, then make sure it's a boomerang, so that your problems seem like wallabies, non threatening and even humorous.

SEE? These problems don't seem so bad, do they? Heck, they are downright cute, I love 'em!!
That's how we keep it between the ditches, here in the swamp, see if the boomerang trick won't work for you.