Three Illogical Conclusions

Dear VoodooLawyer:
Each time I watch this video, I expect these hypersexualized dancers to make love in the car, and then I'm always disappointed when they don't. I keep watching it though, sure they will do so the next time. My doctor says the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Am I crazY?
Signed, Your Friend.

Dear Friend:
No, the dancers are crazy for not making out when they enter those sexy beasts...you keep watching, I'm sure they will come to their senses and get it on in the cars, if not the next time you watch, then surely the time after that. Don't give up now!
Yours, VoodooLawyer.