Come To Me, Bertha

Here in the swamp, folks are getting nervous about this new hurricane. When God starts spinning those storms from the voodoo coast of Africa, people around here pay attention.


We all know how much is in a name for a hurricane. Those who survived the Cold War knew Komrad Katrina would be bad news; likewise, any storm with a name as southern as Camille was destined to be legendarily destructive.
Now, we learn that the feds have named this newest storm "BERTHA." The name alone strikes fear and terror into the hearts of those who remember Jimmy Castor, the greatest prophet since John the Revelator. Remember Jimmy Castor's words, like flaming arrows of truth, burning spears of prophesy, as he described the coming apocalypse. Jimmy Castor was mocked back in the 1970's as a novelty song act, and BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE was thought to be the worst of the bunch.



True Believers, however, could readily discern the message of hurricane doom contained in the Jimy Castor song: "Her hips hummin in the wind, The ground started shakin'- no grass grew where she'd been." These descriptions of desctruction brought on by a "BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE" are now viewed as the unmistakable warnings of 2008's Hurricane Bertha.


The National Hurricane Center declared at 5:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time tonight "We can now confidently predict that Hurricane Bertha will make landfall as a category 6 storm that will devastate the southeastern United States: we anticipate a storm surge that will reach Atlanta, Georgia."

So many people acted as though Jimmy Castor was some sort of nut, but look now, as his truths are now being revealed as true: Below is rare footage of Jimmy Castor preaching his message in 1972.


That was, of course, Troglydyte. (Note that Castor's use of a pointer, easel and white board represents the first ever "multi-media" music video.) Here is a link if the embed doesn't work)(And here is another link to a full length, very strange movie version of Troglydyte.) Trog was followed up by the even more clearly prophetic Bertha Butt Boogie, seen here:

Please pass this email on to everyone you know and warn them about the coming of Hurricane Bertha Butt.